Sometimes men contact me online that make me not only recoil in utter disgust, but also gitty with desire to share, on this blog, just how creepy they truly are.
Recently, I had the pleasure/terror of being contacted by one such individual. We'll call him Marv.
Marv winked me. Upon glancing at his profile, I knew he was blog material.
First of all, he lives in Kansas City, Missouri. Just to clarify, I live in Boston, Massachusetts. What is it with me and weirdos who are willing to travel to creep me out.
Secondly, Marv says he's 36. Marv is clearly at least 46.
Marv's pictures, all 15 of them, feature various styles of "dad jeans" (think "mom jeans," but for men), male-pattern baldness, and nuns. There are shots of Marv at the gym (which he took with his camera phone), topless (again, a self-portrait), and slumped over in bed not facing the camera (fully clothed, thank goodness).
Finally, I will leave you with this magical gem:
Icebreaker I feel obligated to tell you. I suffer from a rare disease goodlookinitis i have it all over my body and it is contagious. I thought you should know before you read on. (Disclaimer, this is just a joke, do not take seriously) lol .
It is just too bad that I don't live in Missouri. lol .
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