My New Favorite Game

This week, I got asked out on a date by a seemingly normal individual via Match, and we're going to get dinner next week. I mean, let's face it, he'll probably turn out to be a totally trife super dork, but a girl can hope that she might actually have a nice date with a sweet and well-mannered geek.

However, if it is bad, it will provide me with an opportunity to play my new favorite game: Bad Date Bingo

Updates next week.

Strangers With Benefits

I got this little ditty from a COMPLETE STRANGER in Georgia.

Hey,

I really like your profile. I'm gonna be in Boston next weekend and will have all of Monday off(the 6th). And I was wondering if you'd like to hang out. I'm there pretty often, so maybe if we're into each other we can get a friend's with benefits thing going. Let me know what you think when you have a chance.

patrick

While he is a hot weirdo, he is also a weirdo who seems to be a bit confused with the definition of "friend."

I'm Back... Now Let's Go to Morocco!

It's taken me way too long, but I'm finally back at it! In my absence, I've accumulated a large collection of e-mails from potential suitors. Each e-mail is special in its own unique way, so I'll be sure to share all the good ones.

Tonight, I take you to a far away land called "Morocco." How a dude from a different country halfway across the world found my profile is a mystery to me, but apparently my smile enchanted him enough to inspire him to send this love note:

I make wishes every time, I believe in wishing on stars, soulmates, and love that never ends, I never seen a smile that can light the room like your it' simply the radiant

Oh and since I'm pretty sure it's going to be a common theme as I share my would-be lovers' correspondence, I will also be sharing my gentlemen callers' heights.

My Moroccan soulmate is 5'8."

Just to ensure that we're all on the same page, I continue to be 6'1."

I wonder how hard it is to get a Moroccan visa?! I have a soulmate to be radiant for, gosh darn it!